Wednesday 1 May 2013

Everything that seems wrong but actually isn't - The Dark Knight Rises


1. Why did Gordon still have the speech in his jacket when Bane caught him?
     Come on guys , this is a dumb question. How many times have we forgotten keys in our jacket?  And it's not like we wash our jackets every day to notice that we had forgotten something in them. We're so lazy that we just throw the jacket when we go home and put it on again before we leave the next day.

2. Why did all of Gotham's cops go underground for Bane?
      Deputy commissioner Peter Folley  didn't listen to Gordon and now entire of Gotham was in danger. Gordon knew that an army was there underground and he knew that serious action was needed to be taken so he told Folley to send down the entire force . Did you hear me? An entire "army"! So you're expecting Gordon to just send it 10 officers?  The entire police force was required and Gordon did that . I would do it too if i were in his place.

3.How did both Batman and Bruce Wayne go missing and no one could connect them?
   If anyone asks this question , they did not see the dark knight rises with your whole heart and mind . They clearly mentioned that batman went missing after Dent died and Wayne went missing  after the nuclear project was a failure.

4. How did Bruce Wayne get back from prison to Gotham?
     Okay , this was loophole.

5. How did Bruce Wayne get across the bridge to Gotham without anyone noticing?
    In the dark knight , when Harvey asks Bruce ," Is Wayne manor in city limits?" to which Bruce sarcastically says "The Palisades? Sure" . This means that it wasn't  and then , in the dark knight rises  when Bruce returns back to Gotham and contacts Fox , Fox asks him sarcastically, "Do you remember where you parked the Bat?" and then they show the bat on top of a tower . The last time Batman parked the Bat was in his Manor , and that is outside city limits . He could reach his home easily without being spotted and then take the bat to get into Gotham and the Bat has a special ability to not get tracked by heat signatures and then he  parked it on top of the tower and covered it . Period

6.How does John Blake know that Bruce Wayne is Batman ?
  Both of them orphans ,  suffer pain from the inside but pretend to be happy on the outside . Blake saw that it in Bruce and he saw the same in Batman. And as people say , a man can be recognized by his eyes if you pay close attention.

7. Where is the Joker in The Dark Knight Rises?
  This is the dumbest question that i have come across , NO ONE I repeat , NO ONE can replace Heath Ledger in Nolan's batman trilogy , you hear me?  What did you expect , his ghost to come back and play the joker in TDKR? The Joker's still alive , they just didn't show him cause they didn't want another actor to portray the role.

8. How Did Batman escape the nuclear blast?
    This was another loophole , they show 5 seconds on the clock but they don't show batman for another 10 seconds ( yeah , i kept track of time) . But even with 15 seconds , there was no way he could have escaped unless the Bat could cover 6 miles in 15 seconds but the speed of the Bat remains unknown so let's just consider this a loophole.

9. Is John Blake the new Batman or Robin?
    Another stupid question , he's not robin guys . As Christopher Nolan's brother ( the co writer) said, the "Robin" part was just a wink , throughout the film , Blake acted as Batman's sidekick and anyways , Batman was searching for a successor and now he found a worthy one. He can be the next Batman or Nightwing or anything else , I just don't give a F***. He's Gotham's next guardian and that's all that matters .

10. What does Bane's mask do?
       It actually supplies a kinda serum which keeps him alive. Bane's origin was actually shot but was deleted because the film crosses 3 hours . People already have complaints about the length of the film and 3 hours
would make it worse . There are rumors that there's gonna be a director's cut with all the deleted scenes , let's hope that the rumor is true.

What they could have done to fix the film?
    They should have made a two part film if you ask me. If they did , they could have covered the entire script without any questions being asked .
                                                                                                                                                     -Dr.DC

WATCH THIS TRAILER AGAIN! and then .....you have my permission to leave.


                                                                                                                     

 

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